freak out.

Lately I have only posted very serious posts. I feel like my blog has become boring, not that it really matters because I write in it for my benefit. Anyways, I was thinking about what I have been up to lately and I decided that I wanted to write down one of my most embarrassing moments of all time that happened a few weekends ago. It was hilarious/I had a straight up anxiety attack, but I survived so I might as well jot down the details so I can laugh at myself in the future.

The following is a true story. Parent supervision may or may not be advised. :)

Once upon a time there was this girl, Morgan. She was hanging out with a group of friends who decided that they wanted to play 007.  Before she knew it, the game had started so she started running along the street and hiding all along the way to make it to the finish line. Two games went by and she was having a ball. Finally, the third round began and she decided to take a different route with a few of her other friends. She followed her boy friends down into the park where a chain link fence surrounded the area. The spot lighters drove down the street and Morgan and her boy friends ran to get to the next safe place to hide. She watched as JD flew over the fence with ease. She then watched as Andrew struggled a little bit when his shorts got caught on the top of the fence, but he made it over. Then it was her turn. She looked at that big, tall barbed wire fence and she attempted to climb it. Did I mention Morgan is AWFUL and climbing fences?? This is the truest statement made in this whole story. She gets her foot in position and attempts to climb of the fence only to jump back to the ground where she originally began. She attempts again and finally she gets to the point where she can sit on top of the fence. Don't worry, the top of the fence was bent over from all of the people who had previously jumped the fence so the barbs weren't sticking straight up. Anyways, Morgan sits on top of the fence to get ready to jump down and when she attempts to stand up she realizes that her pants are stuck. Panic arises. How was she supposed to get down? It was only a matter of time before the spot lighters caught her sitting on the fence. Her mind started racing. She carefully thought out her options. Good thing she was alone so no one could make fun of her. She thought about just trying to jump but knew that she was so stuck that she would either a) rip her pants b) fall straight on her face or c) all of the above. She attempted to stand up and try to get the fence from out of her jeans several times. She thought again of her options. Maybe she could just carefully try to take her pants off while no one was around so she could get down safely? 

Just as she had this thought after a good 5-10 minutes of sitting on the fence she looked up to see JD coming back in the distance. He yelled, "Morgan, what are you doing?" All she could reply back was, "Oh, you know, just sitting here and hanging out." Surprised, JD answered back saying, "Hurry and get down! They are going to catch you!" Morgan finally had to muster up some courage and tell JD of her fate. "I'm stuck. Like really stuck." she replied. JD came to the rescue and tried to help her unstick her pants from the fence. He even had to hop back over the fence to help wedge her pants from the chain links. Morgan was mortified. She doesn't do so well when embarrassing things happen to her. She definitely does NOT laugh at herself in these kinds of situations. Surprisingly all she could do was laugh. JD finally got her unstuck and didn't even laugh til Morgan finally made it off the fence (miracles do happen, my friends). She told JD that he would keep his mouth shut about it and he did a pretty good job of that. Morgan came away with some scratches and bruises, and a few rips in her pants, forcing them to retire. 

The End.